do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
This announcement’s a little late, but I hope you like the new jewelry and have a Happy Thanksgiving!
White Gold Spiritual Stone Necklaces: $21.99
Rupee Necklaces: $21:99
Rupee Earrings: $21.99 a pair
Dungeon Key Earrings: $14.99 a pair
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
the sprouses are fucking weeaboo ass nerds
i think you mean beautiful creatures
this is a spongebob reference you shits
PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA
my mom set up this little elf thingy that holds a candle and moves its arms back and forth slowly and its right behind me and all i can see in my computer screen is the reflection of its face and the candle moving slowly im so scared
So I just put a donate button on my blog. I’m asking for donations because my mother and I are going to get evicted and be homeless for Christmas. It hurts so much to have to bury my pride and ask people on the internet to give me money. I cannot describe how much I hate doing this, but there is no other option at this point. We owe the apartment complex we live in 1,696 dollars.
But Taylor, why haven’t you been paying your rent?! Because we were told we didn’t need to! We’ve been waiting for rental assistance to start since September. My mother and I were told BY OUR APARTMENT COMPLEX not to worry about paying the rent for September, October or November. They told us that there was a program that would pay the back rent, so we didn’t worry about it. We went ahead and paid the bills, and bought groceries. Now our apartment complex is telling us that there is no program and that we should have been saving our money to pay the back rent. We owe approximately 119 dollars for August, almost 700 for September and 900 for October, November and December.
My mother is disabled and has to use a wheelchair when we leave the house. She makes less than a thousand dollars a month in disability and 50 dollars in food stamps. I recently got a job at a dry cleaners, but I only work 11 hours a week, so that money doesn’t make much of a difference. When your rent is almost 700 dollars a month, and you have other bills, you cannot live on that. The sad thing is, that if our apartment complex would have told us that the rental assistance through them started in October, we would be alright. We can afford 300 dollars a month for rent. But since they didn’t tell us, the rent has piled up and we cannot catch up.
I know that money is tight for everyone and that people are hesitant to help someone on the internet for fear of it being a hoax. But trust me, this is not a hoax. This is my real life. My incredibly sick and disabled mother, myself, and our cats will be living in our broken car in less than a month unless we can pay them back. I don’t care you if can only donate a dollar. Every little bit would help so much right now. Thank you.
So the donate button won’t save because my life is a joke. If you want to donate, please click this: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=LUMOSMAXIMAx%40gmail%2ecom&lc=US&item_name=I%20don%27t%20want%20to%20be%20homeless%2e&item_number=I%20don%27t%20want%20to%20be%20homeless%2e¤cy_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted
signal boost. this is so important. please help my friend taylor,